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CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


CHOICES -




ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICES -


TAGS: life choices
Rating: 4.85/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:44 am
I like it when those that make my shoes suffer, it makes them more comfortable.
Master - April 18, 2011, 1:11 pm
It does seem appropriate the kid in the shoe store is wearing Nikes. 5 lions here, too.
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:15 pm
That kid made some of the best Jordans I ever had. 5L's


THEN SHE SAID -


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am
5+fav!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm
maje5tic


FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.


TAGS: independence freedom choice
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well


MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?


TAGS: jake day mustach choices
Rating: 3.79/5

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R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 10:39 am
Sad thing is...I love soup. But on the bright side, I get to keep tasting it all day long! Goes for other things too...good and bad.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:10 am
You just need some of my moustache wax


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


IT NEVER SAID - for how long




CHOICES - Silly emo. You thought you didn't have any.




COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.




Sometimes -


TAGS: spooky choices
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 21, 2014, 2:20 am
That's my driveway!
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 11:15 am
Well now, that bleak dreary foreboding road just got creepier
Sho - October 20, 2014, 9:30 am
Looks like the road I have to walk through when I'm going home at night


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


Choices -


TAGS: choices
Rating: 2.35/5

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CARNIE BOB -




CAKE OR DEATH -


TAGS: not much of a choice izzard
Rating: 4.14/5

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deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:46 am
Ouch! That is sooooooooo funny
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
LOL!!!! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate.


EXISTENCE -


TAGS: time choices life impulse
Rating: 4.79/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:43 pm
Outstanding. Many people say "you're wasting my time" when in fact by makink that statement, they are wasting their own.


ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers ***
Rating: 4.29/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.


THE HUMAN CONDITION - to choose the path to light the way to forever live the grandest day


TAGS: human choices light
Rating: 3.55/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:05 am
Is the image Male or Female, for each eye may see it distinctly. It appears female to me.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
Nice (you see I'm not all bad!)


In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -




DESTINY -


TAGS: destiny guide our choices mariand
Rating: 4.31/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm
Very demotivational to me... I think.


WE ALL GET A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED? -




TOUGH TIMES -


TAGS: down on luck heartbreaking choices
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - May 14, 2012, 3:34 am
amsome
caveman - May 13, 2012, 9:07 am
lol
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:42 am
O.K How Did You Get A Picture Of Me ?


LIFE’S MYSTERIES - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.


TAGS: god science life win choice
Rating: 4.35/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:50 pm
hey... please be nice to people, everyone, including God. :) I love Jesus!
Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 5:35 pm
I am a muslim and I hang out here, go figure !
caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:10 am
I really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. so i'll go with sarcasm :)
Deceivingly - August 24, 2011, 3:38 am
You're an atheist bud. Not fooling anyone by 'carrying a cross' if you will.
DLM4 - August 23, 2011, 9:06 pm
haha that's like me, double major in mechanical and aerospace engineering with a minor in religious studies 5L
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
or athie5m... whichever =)
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
Je5us!


LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow f*** face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow f***face, hitler was not half jewish or g** or any of that **** that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys s****** this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


PERSPECTIVE - Life is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong decisions


TAGS: life time perception choice women
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - February 25, 2009, 6:11 pm
5. This is really really good.


FORK IN THE ROAD -


TAGS: career choices profession s m
Rating: 4.86/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.


IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember


TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


BLISS -


TAGS: happiness requires intelligent choices crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 8:28 pm
we live in eden


UNANIMOUS -


TAGS: path of life is full of choices
Rating: 4.73/5

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Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Thats what they want you to think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
I think you'll find that you can't make babies that way.......There's never been a human/mongoose hybrid....and there never will.
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:58 am
Thanks guys. @ Moooooo, i am a motis**t but not a dumb motis**t. I still find time for baby making practice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:45 am
Face....you have outdone yourself this morning........Maybe you should go out and get laid....you're spending too much time here.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 9:41 am
when exactly was the last day, face pulled out one of the other letters?? i only remember A games... ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2010, 9:03 am
Wow, pulling out your A game today faceplant. All excellent motifakes, all 5L
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Bravo! 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellent Pic, supported by an excellent quote, that makes this...very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:49 pm
Too true. 5


ESCAPING -


TAGS: chains houdini addictions choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - July 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
Epic
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
Thanks very much Spacedog.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:27 am
Beautiful. 5L


PATIENCE -




CHOICES - Thank God you're a man




SENSIBILITY -




WHICH TO SWALLOW -


TAGS: good vs evil calendar choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:48 am
Amen !
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
nice... I know, I shouldn't have to take 'em both, at once.


CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.


TAGS: choices okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest f***tard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f***ing factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a ****.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


Life is full of choices -


TAGS: choices rain girl grenade snipers
Rating: 2.25/5

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KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?
KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?


CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose.


TAGS: choices angel christian atheist
Rating: 2.1/5

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harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
Wow. Lust is a sin. Fail.
Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 7:41 am
Testing


Heaven -


TAGS: heaven perspective choices prefrences hammy
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2013, 9:26 am
Now I'm thinking of the Bob Rivers parody Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
Cannabal - September 3, 2013, 7:09 am
You dirty 5heepf'ucker!


HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.




He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


CLARITY -


TAGS: choice anarchy tea anonymous mafia
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - July 27, 2010, 8:26 am
that's fantastic!! 7L (i'll give you two times one lion more than you deserve on other pics...*g*)
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:34 am
LOL! Thx, cranky! You've been kickin' b*** lately on posters! Excellent quality over quantity!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am
5 valentine's day massacres for you.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 12:27 am
As the Russians have learned first hand


Destiny -




CHOICES - It will hurt




FREEDOM -




THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING -




PLANNING -


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!


THIS WOMAN IS - ... A PAINTING CONTRACTORS WORST NIGHTMARE !


TAGS: painting color samples choices nightmare
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Interesting picture... kinda mosaic.


WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?


TAGS: make your choice cactus thorns
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: life time human nature boredom cure death expendable people stupid choice suicide dorothy parker quote
Rating: 2.96/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better


The Devils Playground -


TAGS: mistake choice courage life strength
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 1, 2014, 8:33 am
It will. I call it the "Congressional Theory"...
Reality Lord - April 1, 2014, 7:50 am

tru dat. let's hope this doesn't fall on deaf ears.


The Morning After -




Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -




Trading Places -




The Endangered Speeches -




Rejoice the choice -


TAGS: one seriously happy little dude made the smart choice
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 16, 2014, 10:42 am

Didn't realize it had been used before. I try not to use pics others have used, but that gets nigh impossible. Thanks for the praise!
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
I like yer rendition of this pic much better than mine.


A Conscience -


TAGS: good evil sins conscience choice
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2013, 1:07 am
Thanks for the spoiler alert silvie...teehee.
Silverheart - November 20, 2013, 10:44 pm

He's trying to lead down the path to salvation... I'm gonna lead you down path that rocks! (quote from the movie the pic is from)


Listen carefully, kids... -




The Devil's Rejects -


TAGS: good evil heaven hell choice
Rating: 4.95/5

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Greybeard - May 27, 2014, 1:30 am
Thank you :)
MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:32 am
There has to be evil so you know to enjoy the good. Personally, I prefer being evil...5L more enjoyable than being good...muhaha!
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:37 pm
Color and sound are just our brain's way of interpreting data that comes as light frequency and air pressure waves. Good and evil are also interpretations. They don't really exist without it.


The Game Of Life -




It's Time For Me To Fly -




Masochist -


TAGS: love choice we are masochists
Rating: 4.9/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:58 pm
Actually, I doubt we choose who we love. That would be too cold-hearted. You have little choice in the matter.


Don't Fear The Mod -


TAGS: mods regular members avatars choices size motinetwork
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


THEIRS OR MINE -


TAGS: troubles tomorrow choices feeling down
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - April 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
I’ve seen it. What else ya got?
Greeny - April 3, 2013, 7:39 pm
C'mon over, I got sump'n to show ya
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:30 pm
Sweet one here, Greeny. I do believe you be gettin' ripe
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:53 pm
Good One Greeny 5 Red Brick L.


The Firemen's Ball -


TAGS: firemen life choices bridges attitude
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:41 am
What's next...the candle?


The Last choice -


TAGS: last choice always yours
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:02 am
Get the lawyer! Get the lawyer!
5150monkeylove - July 3, 2013, 12:52 am
Oh and IMF on this one
5150monkeylove - July 3, 2013, 12:51 am
Very nice. 5Life choices.


SOLO DECISIONS -


TAGS: lonliness dumped life choices
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:05 am
Awesome 5L


BLACK AND WHITE -




IRONY - Whenever my dad went to the toilet he’d say ‘I’m going to the office’ So the fear of an office job drove me to become a plumber




WHAT A NICE GUY - Because given the choice between two options, you will always choose the wrong one. So god thought he’d make it easy, and just give you the one option that leads to death




IN THEORY -


TAGS: belief death choices after life
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2013, 9:29 pm
already there me lord
Reality Lord - March 30, 2013, 9:04 pm

wow...dark. gives me the shivers...if you know what i mean


AT A STRAIGHT RODEO - everyone yells "ride that sucker"




FRONT GATE -




Billboards -




Tips -


TAGS: cannibal diner prices menu choices
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:20 am

Priss, I approved this from my laptop, where is looked fine~~nice shiny silver text. But on my desktop~~not so much. Great poster, anyway.
MissPriss - June 20, 2014, 2:42 am
Sorry, don't know where it happens...from my puter to site perfect. Once it is approved looks all blurry. Glad you like it though, thanks Icon.
Iconoclast - June 19, 2014, 11:57 pm
Good poster on content and design, but the color combo is hard to read.


STUCK? -




AMBITION -




BEASTIALITY -




there are -


TAGS: make wise choices lost boys
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 17, 2014, 7:39 pm
I'm not sure if they can start demanding tests after you've been hired, but try to get a job in the oilsands without pissing in a cup....ain't gonna happen.
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 2:42 am
Did you mean to post this twice? Are you under the influence of some substance? If you wouldn't mind giving us a sample in this bottle here...
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:40 pm

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think. Reply
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:39 pm

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:32 pm
I really see nothing wrong with drug testing, but after a few lines I get rather gacked.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 9:31 pm
It's become a real dilemma here in Colorado. Pot is now legal. THC stays in your system for 90 days. Hasn't stopped the corporate drug testing though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2014, 9:26 pm
And we have Many, many...MANY industries that do mandatory drug testing. Totally allowed.
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:15 pm

i never did understand how drug testing was constitutional. sorry...canadian here. not allowed up here. we have something called basic human rights...LOL.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
nothing wrong with being a busker.. just the world has changed. the kids who drop out now may have sealed their fate. With employers using background checks and drug testing, it makes it hard to change course.
EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 3:06 pm
If there is something wrong with being a busker, how did I end up with MY clearance level? They're more concerned with indebtedness. It has a very bad track record.


Patriotism -


TAGS: whatever your choice wars will never end
Rating: 4.13/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2013, 8:22 am
If anybody is interested - This a partial image of a wall-mounted war memorial designed by Harry Pearce for the London Science Museum as a reverential and sober tribute to those employees of the museum that fell in the First and Second World Wars.
motifayk - June 20, 2013, 12:04 pm
The last line is what has kept it alive and kicking since the beginning of humanity
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 12:03 pm
The last line is the cynical rational of the Military-Industrial Complex.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:42 pm

nice


Another promise, another seed another, packaged lie -


TAGS: revolution liberty choice
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:38 pm
Whew... thanks God and all Holy things. That clarified the issue completely. Oh, and don't send it to me, eh? Perhaps the powers that be are more deserving recipients? Only an enquiring mind hoping for clarification.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:28 pm
This is not going well for me. Tell you what, I’ll send you his remains once the Dulcolax does its thing
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:15 pm
Umm Gary? That one didn't really help much. Peace be with you.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:07 pm
Uh, let me clear, he was on the INSIDE. (I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure)
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 7:30 pm
Oval Office? GaryO, please?. Ahh, no such number, no such zone. Well we, the people, find it an act of tyranny that you condone a congressman packing GaryO's groceries. Ahh really?... Wishful thinking you say? Well then. Nevermind.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:30 am
For further discussion on this matter of prodigious mathematical import, I can be reached at the oval office. A seasoned congressman is pressing at my colon as I type.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:29 am
As far as the where/who story problem fractions are concerned, I’ll just throw in that Canada plays a strong (78624/79327) role. This finding substantiated by none other than Overpriced Waterhouse and Peter Jennings……and Philip Morris.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:28 am
The white house is the one with the pointy roof (about the size of a junior senator’s second home) where weighty things like tee times are decided. It’s about 36 holes down the hill. You’ll need a golf cart if yer a czar…and yer walking.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:27 am
Uh, that’s the Capital blg. Where senators meet to decide important things while playing solitaire. They are very talented at multitasking while looking stern and lying thru their teeth. That’s why we vote for them.
Bandit5906 - October 18, 2014, 12:34 am
I contend he is 2/3 of the problem and another 1/3 of the problem is the people being stupid enough to elect him.
spanko - October 14, 2014, 1:22 pm
He is only 1/3 of the problem.
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 11:50 am
What White House is that? Did Obama completely remodel?


FOOTPRINTS -




CHOICE - He chose to hike in the cold for adventure. Then again he chose that scarf too.




YOU SAY THE MIDDLE EAST HAS NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH -


TAGS: freedom speach choice smoking silence
Rating: 3.44/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:54 am
haha 2 bucks here.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:17 am
15 bucks a pack for smokes here :(
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:34 am
Yea and they sell them to minors, hell a liter of vodka is aproximatly 10$ its pretty cheap here in jordan..
Fritz0817 - June 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
1.50 a pack? wow that's cheap.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:06 pm
Lol Smn Just one lion bombed all my posters :D


CHOOSE YOUR SIDE. - No matter which side you choose. You will only lose.


TAGS: choice
Rating: 3.05/5

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Kspace - September 23, 2010, 1:46 pm
I pick the Red Pill.


CHOOSE WISELY -




HINDSIGHT -




I KNEW IT! - I knew it was a matter of choice!


TAGS: church g** choice
Rating: 2.55/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I want to go straight ahead! If I HAD to choose... Then I would turn left, so that I can keep My engineering mind functional. (No "rapture" for Me, it seems!)
rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:49 pm

looks like you got a green light whatever you choose


BAD CHOICE -




good vs evil -




Life Sentence -


TAGS: bar man bartender woes wife father choice marriage prison 20years
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:20 pm
Cheers 'cern! Next rounds' on me.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:19 am
nice, UP yours


When chaos burns like wildfires around us -


TAGS: chaos wild fire choice love warmth
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 31, 2016, 7:28 am
Very nice, 69. Definite enthusiastic ^!


REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: fashion choices 80s 90s body modification
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:41 pm
I thought of clashing patterns, glitter eye shadow, leg warmers, granny dresses, the current way guys wear jeans, hair 'teased to jezuz', white lipstick, spray tan. Those lips that look like you're having an allergic reaction,b*** implants..ROTFL! ^!
OldIrish - February 28, 2016, 10:42 am
And up. I immediately thought of the 60s...


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


Natural Disasters -


TAGS: natural disasters husband wife choice
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 8, 2015, 8:36 am
Nah, I'm laughin' right along with ya'!!!
MissPriss - February 7, 2015, 10:32 pm
It is wrong of me to take pleasure in your pain? Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:07 am
Laughing so hard it hurrrrts!!! The first 1 was a learning experience. The 2nd one will be 21 years in a couple of months and sometimes, I SWEAR it makes Katrina, Rita, and several of those newsworthy CA. earthquakes look like Mardi Gras!!!! 5L!!!


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